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Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
 
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
 
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent to me ."
 
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
 
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
 
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
 
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
 
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
 
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
 
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"
 
1. [Raise head slowly and say], "...in Jesus name, Amen."

 

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